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APPLE HIDES BITCOIN WHITE PAPER IN MacOS SOFTWARE

‘IDEAS STEALER’ CRAIG WRIGHT WANTS TO SUE THEM FOR ‘STEALING HIS IDEAS’

Craig Wright is the man who claims he is so intelligent, he invented Bitcoin under the pseudonym Satoshi Nakamoto.

But, in reality, he isn’t intelligent enough to have kept any records or any proof.

This week, he hinted that Apple may have been violating ‘his’ intellectual property when it’s been hiding a copy of the Bitcoin White Paper within its macOS software.

Here’s what he said about the situation:

“I’m really pissy, ok? By hiding the Bitcoin white paper in its software, Apple have been stolen MY WORK, yeah?

I can’t prove that I wrote it. But I just did. Ok?

And looking through my Apple system –  there are other things that I invented – that frankly, they’ve just nicked.

I invented the App Store. That was my idea. So they owe me money for that.

And System Preferences. That was my idea. In fact everything that is on the MacOS system. That was all my work.

And what’s worse.. every single Mac, ipad and iphone is using my work. Which I would say was disgraceful and surprising, if it wasn’t for the fact that I invented Apple Macs, ipads and iphones – and everything Apple has ever created.

(Apart from ipods which are rubbish and obsolete; someone else invented those)

And I invented them under the pseudonym Steve Jobs. 

It’s the most heinous theft of intellectual property, since I invented the telephone and it was nicked by Sir Alexander Graham Bell.

Clearly, I want to sue them all – but it’s difficult – because there’s a conflict of interests, as I invented solicitors and the law. Whose very fairness works against me.

Because if I were to use a legal team, the Justice System would say my Justice System was biased in my favour.

So I’ll just have to sit here and grumble in a cloud of unwarranted self-promotion.”

Steve Jobs and Sir Alexander Graham Bell were unavailable for comment, on account of their being dead.