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Big Bail, Small Sentence

Planet Crypto is as astonished as anyone else that money laundering superstarCZ “  Changpeng Zhao escaped with a four month sentence for a litany  of offences that merited a $4billion fine from the SEC.

Like many we where unsure how these two balanced out. So to find out more we contacted CZ himself. 

“well the judge must have believed me… I said I was sorry…  I can be very persuasive… So what I forgot to get a few addresses

don’t forget that Binance has no headquarters and we did not think where anyone lived was in anyway important.”

In any event I am happy to be re-acquainting myself very briefly with that loser SBF