As a new deadly contagion sweeps across the globe, Planet Crypto is sad to report that several Bored Apes have caught Monkey Pox.
Symptoms typically persist for two to four weeks and investors have been warned against close personal or sexual contact with their digital artwork.
A spokesman for the World Health Organisation expressed caution, ‘I would recommend against purchasing Bored Ape NFTs for the time being. Perhaps collectors should buy Pudgy Penguin NFTs instead…
‘…That is, unless there’s an outbreak of Avian Flu.’