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Elon Musk a man you can't trust

This week, everyone’s favourite two-faced billionaire Elon Musk paused his purchase of Twitter until its CEO Parag Agrawal can prove that the number of fake spambot accounts is less than 5%.

Rather curiously, when Agrawal tried to debate the issue, Musk decided to tweet him a picture of a turd. We wondered how he arrived at that decision..

GoodElon @GoodElon
Oh, look. Parag Agrawal has tweeted an explanation of how Twitter calculates its spam quotient. That’s so helpful.
EvilElon @EvilElon
@GoodElon Send him a turd.
GoodElon @GoodElon
I can’t do that @evilelon! He’s the CEO. We’re trying to forge a relationship with him?
EvilElon @EvilElon
So? I’m trying to wave my dick at a flight attendant. What’s your point?
GoodElon @GoodElon
He put a lot of effort in and it’s actually very reasonable. I think we should thank him.
EvilElon @EvilElon
Sending a turd’s reasonable. We could have run him over.
GoodElon @GoodElon
This isn’t the way, Elon. You made me call an innocent cave diver a ‘Pedo’, and look where that got us.
EvilElon @EvilElon
We won the court case. Turd! Turd! Turd! Turd!
GoodElon @GoodElon
No, Elon. It’s childish, it’s rude. We’re better than this.
EvilElon @EvilElon
Turd! Turd! Turd!
GoodElon @GoodElon
Stop it! I’m a good, ethical leader and I won’t do it!
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Replying to @paraga
6:03 PM - May 16, 2022