RELIEF!! – AS IT IS REVEALED THAT THOSE HUMANS ARE ONLY KANYE & PARIS HILTON.
It’s long been feared that A.I. would soon be more intelligent than humans.
And now, that day has arrived. Because A.I is already more intelligent than Kanye West and Paris Hilton.
‘Admittedly it’s not saying much,’ said our tech expert. ‘Because a jar of lemon curd is more intelligent than Paris Hilton. Or a bag of sand. But – even though Paris is 10% human, and 90% Botox – she IS partially humanoid; so technically, we can say A.I. is smarter than a human.’
‘And for some time, ChatBots have been talking more sense than Ye… Even the ChatBots with severe computer viruses that just spout digital code.
‘And given that quite a few ChatBots spout ignorant racist bile, their topics of conversation match Ye’s. So yes, it’s fair to say that they are at least the match of Ye. But it’s a pretty low bar.’
In truth, A.I. is still only about intelligent as a badger, a lump of concrete or a Eurovision Song Contest Entrant.
‘We have a long way to go, still.’