Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.
Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.
(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)
Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…
And here is no. 18…
OLD AGE MUTANT GINGER GERBIL!!!
When his private jet crashed into a pet store, Donald Trump was left brain dead. That is until quick-thinking medics replaced his mind with a nearby gerbil, turning him into Old Age Mutant Ginger Gerbil, a man with the lustrous orange mane of a gerbil, and sadly the IQ of one too.