PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.26

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And here is no. 26… Doc Ock

Famous for grabbing women ‘by the pussy,’ this villain’s wandering hands are everywhere.

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Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied satsuma dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…