PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 35

No.35 Robbin’

Manhattan prosecutors, the Westchester District Attorney’s office, the New York State Attorney General, the Washington DC Attorney General have all investigated Mr. Trump for financial misdemeanours. Could Mr. Trump be Robbin’? Is he wearing a mask of financial propriety?

Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…