PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No. 37

No. 37 Storm

Storm is a superhero who is able to influence the weather. This he is able to do, by ignoring climate protocols and denying climate change during his presidency.

Not to be confused with Stormy Daniels, who causes Trump to emit huge clouds of hot air and bluster.

Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…