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Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week. 

Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense. 

(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense) 

Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of TrumpCollector Cards… 

And here is no.17…

Draconian the Barbarian

Patrols the US border, separating children from their dastardly poverty-fleeing parents. Famous for his catchphrase about Mexicans, “They are not our friend, believe me.”