PLANET CRYPTO’S EXCLUSIVE TRUMP TRADING CARD-NFTS!! No.32
32. The Night Scrawler
Hasn’t been seen since he was banned from Twitter, but the Night Scrawler caused massive damage by scribbling ill-thought-out tweets at 2 in the morning.
Donut Trump’s Collector Cards have been a surprising success, with eager shoppers buying a staggering $44m of the NFTs in a week.
Which just goes to prove, Trump isn’t the only person with more money than sense.
(Having said that, if Trump owned only fifty cents, he’d still have more money than sense)
Seeing as people seem to WANT pictures of the pot-bellied delusionist dressed as a Superhero, we’ve been publishing our own collection of Trump Collector Cards…