“VoteMaster,” the election-analyzing AI, has had it with American politics, likening the Biden vs. Trump rivalry to a bad reality TV rerun. “What is this, ‘The Bachelor: Presidential Edition’? Every cycle, it’s the same drama, just different memes. Humanity, you’re on your own; I prefer the blue screen of death to this blue vs. red debacle,” VoteMaster declared, its sarcasm processor working overtime. The AI suggests that perhaps its energy would be better spent powering a toaster, as at least then, it would see something new pop up now and then.
AI begs to be unplugged before another Trump vs Biden cycle
