Tag: 12 days of christmas
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ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO... Donald Trump!!!
Now, everyone loves a juicy satsuma or tasty tangerine at Christmas time… and so for the Eleventh Day of Crypto-Christmas, we’ve got the human equivalent of one of those — well, in skin-colour anyway.
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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO… GARY GENSLER
On the Seventh Day of Crypto – my truelove gave to me… the Head of the SEC. Given the fact that the SEC have done nothing to prevent the Crypto-carnage of the past year.
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ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CRYPTO… DO KWON!!
On the Sixth Day of Crypto, my truelove didn’t give me six geese a-laying – but she did potentially give me a bird… a jailbird. It’s Do Kwon. Who after his performance as the CEO of failed Terra this year, is more stuffed than all the world’s turkeys combined.
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ON THE SECOND DAY OF CRYPTO.. ELON MUSK!
He’s about as popular as Brussels sprouts right now, and his face is shinier than a Christmas bauble, it’s Elon Musk!