Tag: Donald Trump
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PLANET CRYPTO TO LAUNCH NEVER MEET TRUMP NFT
Donald Trump’s second NFT collection, Win Trump Prizes, has been released, allowing buyers to win a meeting with the former President, along with other rewards.
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TRUMP TRADING CARDS No. 11 SWAMP THING
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 11. THE SWAMP THING!!!’
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TRUMP TRADING CARDS No. 12: CAPTAIN-FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 12. CAPTAIN FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY!!’
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ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CRYPTO... Donald Trump!!!
Now, everyone loves a juicy satsuma or tasty tangerine at Christmas time… and so for the Eleventh Day of Crypto-Christmas, we’ve got the human equivalent of one of those — well, in skin-colour anyway.
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TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 10 CRAPTAIN AMERICA.
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘NO. 10. Craptain America
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TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 9 WHITE PANTHER
NO. 9 White Panther. This is the Trump who dines with Nick Fuentes, Ye and calls racists at rallies in Charlottesville ‘very fine people.’
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TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 8 MR. FANTASTIC LOSER
Everybody knows he is the most Fantastic-est Loser in the world. Everybody knows.
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TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 7 CYCLOPS
Yes, the Donald would make an excellent Cyclops. Because a politician has never been more one-eyed.
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TRUMP TRADING CARDs NO. 6 JUDGE DREADFUL
This Trump constantly shouts ‘I am the Law!’ This is because he STILL thinks he’s the country’s leading lawmaker. Even when he voted out of office.
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Trump Trading Cards No.5 COVFEFE!
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who likes to sit on the toilet tweeting. But - hey. If he wants to play the ‘Make Him A Superhero’ game… let’s play
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TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 4 DOCTOR VERY STRANGE
Given his medicinal genius (the Donald told us all to drink bleach to cure Covid, remember?) he is Doctor Very Strange…
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Trump Trading Cards No.1 The Incredible Bellend!
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who would sit on the toilet all-day, tweeting. But - hey. If he wants to play the ‘Make Him A Superhero’ game… let’s play.
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TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 2 The Tangerine Turnip
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 2. The Tangerine Turnip.
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THE LOST TWEETS OF DONALD TRUMP
Now Elon’s promising to relax censorship on Twitter, Donald Trump may get his account back. It’s been 22 months since the ex-President has sat on the John, tweeting his excrescence. So what gems have we been missing out on?
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Former Trump spin doctor to spin failing fund
Disaster this week for Legion Strategies, a hedge fund affiliated to Anthony Scaramucci’s Skybridge Capital - as Bloomberg reported that it was in financial trouble and is halting investor redemptions.