WAS THE WORLD’S FIRST COURT IN THE META-V ANY GOOD?
Colombia became one of the first countries to hold a court hearing in the metaverse. So was it any good? Planet Crypto’s metaverse correspondent, Tex Upport, watched on...
"THE METAVERSE IS GREAT!!!" SAY GRATEFUL PARENTS
One mother, Janice Relieved, said: ‘I just love the Metaverse! It’s such a ridiculously bad experience that my children are actually asking not to go on their screens for once.’
MAN ORDERS GIANT TURKEY …AND RECEIVES META’S METAVERSE
A disgruntled man from Oregon, was left visibly shaking, after ordering a giant turkey for Thanksgiving… and receiving Meta’s Metaverse.
WHY ARE METAVERSE GRAPHICS GARBAGE?
The metaverse seems like a black hole for money… Meta alone has somehow spent $36 billion so far producing something with all the technological sophistication of a Tamagotchi.