PLANET CRYPTO TO LAUNCH NEVER MEET TRUMP NFT
Donald Trump’s second NFT collection, Win Trump Prizes, has been released, allowing buyers to win a meeting with the former President, along with other rewards.
TRUMP TRADING CARDS No. 11 SWAMP THING
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 11. THE SWAMP THING!!!’
TRUMP TRADING CARDS No. 12: CAPTAIN-FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 12. CAPTAIN FREEDOM-FROM-REALITY!!’
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 10 CRAPTAIN AMERICA.
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘NO. 10. Craptain America
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 9 WHITE PANTHER
NO. 9 White Panther. This is the Trump who dines with Nick Fuentes, Ye and calls racists at rallies in Charlottesville ‘very fine people.’
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 8 MR. FANTASTIC LOSER
Everybody knows he is the most Fantastic-est Loser in the world. Everybody knows.
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 7 CYCLOPS
Yes, the Donald would make an excellent Cyclops. Because a politician has never been more one-eyed.
TRUMP TRADING CARDs NO. 6 JUDGE DREADFUL
This Trump constantly shouts ‘I am the Law!’ This is because he STILL thinks he’s the country’s leading lawmaker. Even when he voted out of office.
Trump Trading Cards No.5 COVFEFE!
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who likes to sit on the toilet tweeting. But - hey. If he wants to play the ‘Make Him A Superhero’ game… let’s play
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 4 DOCTOR VERY STRANGE
Given his medicinal genius (the Donald told us all to drink bleach to cure Covid, remember?) he is Doctor Very Strange…
Trump Trading Cards No.1 The Incredible Bellend!
We see him as a slightly overweight bloke who would sit on the toilet all-day, tweeting. But - hey. If he wants to play the ‘Make Him A Superhero’ game… let’s play.
TRUMP TRADING CARDs No. 2 The Tangerine Turnip
They’re the new Donald Trump NFT Collectibles! Which Superhero does he see himself as today…? ‘No. 2. The Tangerine Turnip.
WILL LOGAN PAUL BE THE CRAPTIES’ NFT COLLECTOR OF THE YEAR?
It’s been a tough year for NFTs, with trading down 97% from January 2022. But that’s led to many Potential nominees for the Crapties’ NFT Collector of the Year…
Michelangelo to burn artwork, mint NFTs instead
This week British artist Damian Hirst began the process of burning hundreds of paintings that he had instead turned into NFTs. Shortly after the burning began, Planet Crypto was unexpectedly contacted by famed 15th century painter, sculptor, and architect Michelangelo with his view on Hirst’s stunt.
Damien Hirst burns paintings to increase value of NFT’s
Leading British artist Damien Hirst has made two copies of his latest works – one is a painting, the other is the NFT. He gives investors the choice of buying one; the other he destroys. So if buyers buy the NFT version, he burns the painting. Planet Crypto managed to speak to him about his latest work…
PUTIN TO RELEASE CALENDAR-GIRL-STYLE TOPLESS NFTS TO FUND WAR
This week, Ukrainian band Kalush Orchestra sold their Eurovision-winners’ trophy and a NFT for $900,000, to raise funds for their country’s army. Coming soon after an NFT featuring the Ukranian flag raised $6.7million, Vladimir Putin resolved to make NFTs to raise money for HIS Russian troops.
NFT OR SCAM? A HANDY REFERENCE GUIDE.
Whether it’s scams, rug pulls, or just plain theft, the emerging world of NFTs can seem like a dangerous place to be. It’s become such a ripoff, even The Sex Pistols have brought out a set.
Renaissance masters turn in their graves as digital art tops $13,000,000,000
Michelangelo and Leonardo Da Vinci turned in their graves this week, as the annual sales of Digital Art sales topped $13,000 million dollars.
Bored apes catch monkey pox horror.
As a new deadly contagion sweeps across the globe, Planet Crypto is sad to report that several Bored Apes have caught Monkey Pox.
Actor, Seth Green, has his NFTs stolen
Seth Green, best known as the son of Doctor Evil in the Austin Powers trilogy, has become a victim of a criminal mastermind.
WORLD NOT SHOCKED BY MADONNA's ‘SHOCK’ NFTs SHOCK
Pop star Madonna was left stunned, after the world yawned loudly at her exposing her vagina once again in her Art.