THE LOST TWEETS OF DONALD TRUMP
Now Elon’s promising to relax censorship on Twitter, Donald Trump may get his account back. It’s been 22 months since the ex-President has sat on the John, tweeting his excrescence. So what gems have we been missing out on?
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GOOD ELON VS BAD ELON: TWITTER PURCHASE WEEK!!
Just a week after Elon Musk took over at Twitter, and massive changes are afoot… But which Elon is going to shape the company: the Good Elon, or the Bad Elon..?
Setting The Twitter Bird Free
After his takeover of Twitter was finally done, billionaire nut-job Elon Musk tweeted ‘the bird is freed…’
FINALLY WE FIND OUT WHAT FREAKS THE KING OF HORROR…
FINALLY WE FIND OUT WHAT FREAKS THE KING OF HORROR…IT’S PAYING $20 A MONTH FOR TWITTER!!
Musk Wants Twitter To Be Like A ‘Digital Town Square’
Elon Musk has said that he wants Twitter to be like ‘a digital town square’. But what does he mean by that?
ELON BRINGS A WASHBASIN TO TWITTER TO MAKE A BAD PUN. …HE NEEDS TO CLEAN UP HIS ACT.
On the day he took over Twitter, Elon Musk walked into the offices, carrying a kitchen sink. The reason? ..to make a bad pun in a tweet: ‘entering Twitter HQ - let that sink in.’
ELON BUYS TWITTER AFTER ALL HOW COME?
In one of his trademark changes of heart, Elon Musk has decided to go through with his purchase of Twitter after all. How did he come to that conclusion?
Is Elon Manipulating Prices For His Own Amusement?
As his takeover of Twitter looks like finally succeeding, full time billionaire and part time maniac Elon Musk has admitted that he’s finally fulfilled one of his lifelong dreams. When asked if acquiring Twitter really meant that much to him, Mr Musk replied:
Elon Musk a man you can't trust
This week, everyone’s favourite two-faced billionaire Elon Musk paused his purchase of Twitter until its CEO Parag Agrawal can prove that the number of fake spambot accounts is less than 5%.